The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Senegal be votin' in a grand election that almost didn't come to pass, mateys! Batten down the hatches!

2024-03-24

Avast ye scallywags! The scallywag Ousmane Sonko be banned from runnin'! Sunday's poll be like a brawl between his chosen matey and the old president's scallywag successor. May the best buccaneer win! Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, fer I've got some news that'll make ye laugh like a drunken parrot. The top bloke who be opposin' the ruler, Ousmane Sonko, be walkin' the plank and barred from runnin' in the election. So this Sunday's rumble be between Sonko's chosen matey and the old captain's pick for successor. Aye, the deck be stacked against Sonko, but he be shoutin' from the crow's nest, raisin' a ruckus like a ship full o' drunken sailors.

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