The Booty Report

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"Avast! The South be claimin’ Russia be sendin’ sky-bustin’ missiles to that North Korean scallywag!"

2024-11-22

Arrr, Pyongyang be itchin’ fer a mighty air shield, savvy? They be wantin’ to fend off them pesky missiles and flying contraptions from the Yanks and their Southern mates! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly quest for a fortress in the sky, eh?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a land called Pyongyang, where the scallywags be longin’ for a mighty contraption to guard their skies! Aye, these landlubbers be watchin’ the horizon, keepin’ a keen eye out fer missiles and war planes comin’ from yon distant shores of the United States and South Korea. Arrr, they be shakin’ in their boots, lookin’ fer a fortress in the clouds!

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