Arrr matey! Zelenskyy be claimin' his beef with Trump set sail over talkin' like a Putin parrot! Ha!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! President Zelenskyy be sayin’ Trump’s jibes ‘bout Ukraine be makin’ his crew wonder where the jolly ol' friendship went, like a ship lost in a storm! Just weeks ago, they were swappin’ grog and tales, now it's all squawkin’ like a parrot, I tell ye!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the ruckus in yon Oval Office! The noble President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, be feelin' mighty vexed with the blatherin' of the Trump crew after their raucous press conference! Aye, it all started after the election, when the bigwigs in the U.S. spouted that Ukraine be naught but a shadow of its former self and its brave soldiers were runnin' like scalded dogs!"Nay, it be not anger that stirs me," Zelenskyy declared to the fine Bret Baier of Fox News. "Where be the camaraderie between Ukraine and the States?" He be remindin' that amidst the dark clouds of Putin's aggression, they need each other more than ever, lest they be swallowed by the treacherous seas of conflict!
When asked if he’d apologize for the hullabaloo in the Oval, he stood firm like a stout ship in a storm, sayin', "Nay, I respect the American folk and did naught wrong!" With threats from the Russian bear loommin', he be shoutin' a warning: "Trust not that scallywag Putin!" And as for NATO, he be willin’ to walk the plank of presidency if it means his beloved Ukraine can join the alliance! Aye, the winds of diplomacy be as gusty as a pirate’s breath on a stormy night!