Arrr! The lad o' Bolsonaro be seekin' refuge in the land o' Uncle Sam! Aye, what a scallywag!
2025-03-18
Avast, matey! Eduardo Bolsonaro, scallywag spawn o’ Brazil's old sea captain, be sayin’ he’ll be a landlubber in the States, claimin' foul winds o' persecution be blowin' back home. Arrr, sounds like he’s found a cozy cove from the stormy seas of politics!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a scallywag named Eduardo Bolsonaro, son o' the old captain of Brazil’s ship o’ state. This lad be makin’ waves across the great pond to the land o’ liberty, where he claims he be seekin’ refuge from the stormy seas of persecution back home!Ye see, this young buck be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the winds o’ discontent be blowin’ harshly upon his head in Brazil. Aye, he be feelin’ like a fish out o’ water, and so he plotted his course to the United States, hopin’ to find fair winds and a calm harbor. But me hearties, one must wonder if this be a true tale of woe or merely a clever ruse to escape the rough tides of politics in his homeland!
With a twinkle in his eye and a heart full o’ bravado, Eduardo declares he’ll be settlin’ in these foreign shores, perhaps to trade his sword for a quill and pen tales of his grand adventures. So here’s to the lad, may his compass point true, and may he navigate the treacherous waters of fame, fortune, and maybe a bit o’ folly. Arrr, life be a grand voyage, filled with jesters and jibes aplenty!