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Arrr mateys, the Yanks be stickin' up for Israel's treatment of them landlubber Palestinians in the East! Aye!

2024-02-21

Arrr, at the United Nations’ highest court, a scallywag from the U.S. be arguing that demands for Israel to abandon plundered Palestinian lands be ignorin' the country's "true security needs." Aye, the seas be rough with hypocrisy and excuses!

Arrr mateys, at the grand United Nations’ court, a scallywag from the U.S. be spoutin' off about Israel's right to keep hold o' them Palestinian lands they be occupyin'. He be claimin' that the land be rightfully theirs due to their "security needs," as if that be a reason to plunder and pillage as they please.
But I be thinkin' that them land lubbers be talkin' out their aft end. Why should Israel be allowed to keep what ain't rightly theirs, just 'cause they be fearful of their own shadows? Where be the justice in that, I ask ye?
The real question be, who be protectin' the rights and freedoms of them poor Palestinian souls who be sufferin' under the heavy boot of Israeli occupation? Should we not be listenin' to their cries for freedom and justice, instead of caterin' to the whims of them powerful nations?
So let us raise the Jolly Roger and demand that Israel be held accountable for their actions, and that the rights of the Palestinian people be upheld. No longer shall we stand by and watch as injustice runs rampant in the seven seas of international politics. We be callin' for justice, we be callin' for freedom, we be callin' for the end of Israeli occupation!

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