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Arrr! Israeli scallywags be clamorin' fer a pact to free their mateys held captive, savvy?

2024-09-01

Arrr! News be flyin’ ‘round like a cannonball, matey! Cities be stirrin’ like a pot o’ grog after the Israeli sea dogs claimed they found the poor souls of six hostages, all silenced in Gaza. A ruckus, I tell ye, fit to make Davy Jones himself chuckle!

Ahoy, me hearties! A ruckus be brewin' on the high seas o' civilization, as the news o' six brave souls, snatched away by the cruel clutches of fate, has set the landlubbers to protestin'. The Israeli Navy, or so they claim, hath plucked these poor hostages from the dark depths of Gaza, only to find 'em colder than a sea serpent's backside!

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