Arrr! Bolsonaro and his scallywags be caught tryin' to plunder the throne in a 2022 coup caper! Har har!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! Former captain of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro, and his merry band of 36 scallywags be hoisted by the federal sea dogs for tryin' to stage a mutiny to cling to his throne in 2022! A right jolly mess, I say!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the distant shores of Brazil, where a former captain of the ship o’ state, Jair Bolsonaro, be face-to-face with the Kraken of justice! Aye, on a fine Thursday morn, ol' Jair and a crew of 36 scallywags were indicted for plotting a dastardly coup to cling to power like a barnacle on a ship's hull after bein' bested in the 2022 elections by a lefty named Lula.Now, Bolsonaro, that swashbuckler of the right, be denyin’ all claims of his treachery. After his defeat, he set sail on a stormy sea of accusations, cryin’ foul and claimin’ the election be rigged, whilst his crew went on a rampage, trashing the sacred halls of Brazil’s government! These ruffians be lookin’ at a trial that’ll make the fiercest pirate shiver in his boots!
To top it all, our former pirate king has been banned from wieldin' power for eight long years for bein' a threat to democracy, and the courts be weighin’ more charges upon him like cannonballs on a leaky ship! With allegations of money laundering linked to shiny diamonds from Saudi Arabia and forgery of vaccine records, it seems ol' Jair be findin’ himself in a tempest of trouble! Avast, the winds of misfortune be howl’n, mateys!