Arrr, matey! US traders be battlin’ to twist the cap’n’s tariffs ‘fore the 2nd of April sails in!
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! The crafty makers o’ fine American booty be ponderin’ the treacherous waters o’ them hefty tariffs the captain o’ the ship called the White House be threat’nin’ on the second day of April! Risky seas or bountiful treasure, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with a tale of the crafty makers o’ fine American wares, who be ponderin’ the stormy seas of tariffs promised by the cap’n o’ the ship o’ state come April 2! Aye, these brave souls be weighin’ their options like a ship’s crew decidin’ whether to set sail or stay docked in the harbor.