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Avast ye! Biden and Israel's scallywags be at odds o'er invasion of Rafah. Aye, a breach be afoot! Arrr!

2024-05-09

Arrr, those bold Israelis be swearin' to do "whatever be necessary" in the treacherous lands o' Gaza, even in the face o' the American president's threat to keep their weapons. Aye, ye can't keep a determined pirate down!

Arrr mateys! Them brave Israelis be standin' tall in the face of danger, swearin' to do whatever it takes in the treacherous waters of Gaza, even with the American president threatenin' to hold back their weapons. Aye, they be showin' true grit and determination, not backin' down from a fight.
Them defiant Israelis be like a fearsome crew of pirates, ready to plunder and pillage their way through any obstacle in their path. They be sayin' to the world, “Ye can threaten us all ye want, but we be standin' strong, ready to defend our land and our people, no matter the odds.”
So raise the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and set sail for victory! The Israelis be showin' the world that they be a force to be reckoned with, aye, a force that be willin' to do whatever is necessary to protect their homeland. So let the cannons roar and the swords clash, for the Israelis be ready for whatever comes their way!

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