Avast ye scallywags! 46 lads and lasses were nabbed from Ukraine! Now up for grabs in Mother Russia! Arrr!
2024-06-02
Arr, me mateys at The New York Times be tellin' a tale of scallywags workin' for Putin's crew tryin' to snatch up Ukrainian young'uns from Kherson. Sounds like a scheme fit for a bunch o' landlubbers!
Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! The New York Times be tellin' us a tale of treachery and trickery in the land of Ukraine. It seems a bunch of landlubbers aligned with that scurvy dog Putin and his gang o' ruffians have been tryin' to snatch up Ukrainian children from Kherson. Aye, ye heard me right!They be carryin' out a sneaky campaign to make sure them poor youngins be stayin' with them instead of their own kin. It be a right disgrace, I tell ye! These officials and politicians be actin' like a pack of bilge rats, tryin' to permanently separate families just to please their cap'n Putin.
But fear not, me hearties! The New York Times be shinin' a light on their dastardly deeds, exposin' their wicked ways for all the world to see. We must stand together and fight against such injustice, for no child should be torn from their home and loved ones by a bunch of scoundrels.
So let's raise our mugs of grog and toast to the power of the press, for keepin' us informed and holdin' these villains accountable for their crimes. And remember, me mateys, always keep a weather eye out for those who would seek to harm the innocent. Arrrr!