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Arrr, wee lad, but a mere 10 winters, hath met his doom by a wrathful band o' monkeys! Plunderin' still, these cursed beasts!

2023-11-19

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A band o' mischievous monkeys be plunderin' a wee Indian village once more, layin' low a 10-year-old scallywag by snatchin' out his innards. Aye, beware the cursed simians!

In a gruesome and tragic incident, a gang of violent monkeys in India has once again wreaked havoc, this time killing a 10-year-old boy named Dipak Thakor. The incident occurred in the small village of Salki, where Thakor was playing with his friends. One of the notorious monkeys attacked the boy, digging its claws into him and ripping out his intestines. Despite being rushed to the hospital, Thakor could not be saved. This marks the third attack by monkeys in the village within a week.
Local officials report that the monkeys responsible for these attacks are still on the loose. Efforts have been made by forest officials to capture the "large troop" of monkeys, and a few have been successfully caught. However, the search continues, as there are still four adult monkeys involved in the attacks. The villagers remain at risk until these monkeys are captured and contained.
Unfortunately, dangerous encounters with monkeys are not uncommon in India. Earlier this year, a 3-year-old boy was abducted by a monkey, who carried him up a cliff. The police conducted a lengthy search and were able to locate the child and reunite him with his parents. It is clear that these mischievous monkeys are causing chaos and fear among the locals, making it essential for authorities to take swift action.

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