Ahoy! Ontario’s captain be seekin’ Trump an’ Musk fer a parley—'tis a jolly trade we both be needin'!
2025-01-12
Arrr, me hearties! Doug Ford, the captain of Ontario's ship, be callin' upon the grand President-elect Trump and the mighty Musk to parley! He seeks to fend off them pesky tariffs and the wild notion of makin’ Canada part of their treasure map! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys of the Great White North! It be a storm brewin’ o’er the waters between Canada and the U.S. The raucous Trump, fresh off his crow’s nest at Mar-a-Lago, be spoutin’ fanciful notions of snatchin' Canada as the 51st state, to which the noble Prime Minister Trudeau declared there be "not a snowball's chance in hell!"As Trudeau readies to sail into the sunset and hand over the helm, Ontario's Captain Doug Ford be takin' the jib to Trump’s wild ideas, calling 'em "crazy" and "ridiculous." Instead of settlin’ for annexation, Ford proposed a cheeky counteroffer: "How about we buy Alaska and toss in Minnesota?" He jested, suggesting warmer climes be a better trade, like Florida!
Ford be ready for battle, claimin’ that ol’ Trump’s proposed tariffs would sting both sides like a rogue wave, hurtin' workers in both realms. He argues that Canada and the U.S. should be tighter than a ship’s hull, ready to “sail forth” in trade, not division.
As the winds of change blow, the premier be reachin’ out to the U.S. for a parley with Trump, hopin' to smooth out these rough waters. But fear not, for Ontario be standin' strong, ready to send a message should the tariffs be hoisted high!