Arrr! Israeli captain be callin' Trump a 'true matey' on the day of his crowning, singin' praises for freein' prisoners!
2025-01-20
Avast, me hearties! Israeli Captain Herzog be singin' the praises of Trump, callin' him a "true matey" o' Israel! Thankin' him for his brave quest to haul all our captured scallywags back to the ship! Aye, what a jolly good friendship on the high seas o’ diplomacy!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of politics! Our goodly Israeli President Isaac Herzog be raisin’ a toast to none other than Captain Donald Trump on this fine Inauguration Day, callin’ him a "true friend" of the land of milk and honey and expressin' gratitude fer the rescue of hostages from them scallywags of Hamas!With a hearty shout of congratulations, Herzog be sendin’ word across the waves, thankin’ the new captain of the ship of state fer his unwavering vow to keep Israel safe and sound, and fer his heart in bringin’ home the wayward souls held captive. "Good luck to ye, mate!" he added, likin’ the way the winds be blowin’.
Just as the tides turned, word came that three hostages, held captive near 500 days, finally set sail back to freedom, thanks to a grand bargain where Israel released 90 prisoners from the West Bank. Ronen Neutra, a weary father, claimed ol’ Trump’s word had the power of thunder in the Middle East, stirrin’ hopes of more hostages returnin’.
Trump himself, full of bluster, proclaimed his triumph in makin’ deals fer peace, celebratin’ the homecoming of the brave souls. So hoist yer flags high, mateys, 'tis a jolly day on the political seas!