The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Rwanda be the West's favored matey, plunderin' treasure in Congo's bounteous seas! Ha-ha!

2025-01-28

Arrr, matey! A squabble that be goin' on fer ages hit a boilin' point this week, as them scallywag rebels, aided by the Rwandan crew, be marchin' on a prized Congolese port, lookin' to plunder the shiny treasure buried deep in the earth! Avast, the chaos be ripe!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of conflict and treasure on the high seas of the landlocked Congo! A ruckus that’s been brewin' for nigh on decades hath come to a boil this week, when rebellious scallywags, bolstered by our matey Rwanda, set sail—nay, marched—towards a mighty city, lookin' to lay claim to the riches buried deep in the earth.

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