The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye mateys! Be careful at Pride Month shindigs, savvy? Keep an eye out for trouble! Aye aye, captain!

2024-05-21

Avast ye mateys! The State Department, F.B.I., and Department of Homeland Security be warnin' us scallywags of possible terrorism at L.G.B.T.Q. gatherings. Keep a weather eye open and be on guard, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker. Be wise, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the State Department, F.B.I., and Department of Homeland Security be warnin' ye about the dangers of terrorism at the L.G.B.T.Q. events. They be tellin' ye to keep a weather eye out and be on guard for any suspicious activity, lest ye be caught unawares.
So, me mateys, what be the scoop on this threat? The landlubbers be sayin' that these events be attractin' the attention of those scurvy dogs who wish to cause harm to our rainbow brethren. They be wantin' to disrupt the good times and spread fear among the community.
But fear not, me hearties! Just be keepin' a sharp lookout, report any shifty behavior to the authorities, and stay safe while enjoyin' the festivities. Let's show these scallywags that we won't be intimidated and we'll continue to celebrate our true colors with pride!

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