"Arrr! The scallywags at the International Criminal Court be huntin' down Captain Netanyahu for some pesky mischief!"
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! The I.C.C. tossed Israel's whinin' overboard and be huntin' a Hamas scallywag with a bounty on his noggin! The chief prosecutor be chasin' after war crimes in the waters of Israel and Gaza, lookin' for some salty justice! Aye, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring news from the high seas of law and order! The esteemed I.C.C., a band o' legal swashbucklers, has cast aside the wails o' Israel, claimin’ their jurisdiction be as solid as a ghost ship. Aye, they’ve hoisted the black flag and issued a warrant fer a notorious pirate known as a Hamas official, seekin’ justice like a captain in search of buried treasure!Now, this chief prosecutor, a fierce lass or lad if I ever laid me eyes upon one, be on a quest fer arrests! They be chantin’ "war crimes" like it be the shanty of the day, targetin’ both Israel and Gaza like they be two rival crews squabblin' over the last bottle o’ rum! The seas be tumultuous, and the winds of controversy be blowin' fierce, as the I.C.C. sails forth into the stormy waters of international law, tryin’ to keep the peace or at least find a fair fight!
So, let’s raise a tankard to the I.C.C. and their gallant efforts, even if they be bitin’ off more than they can chew! In this grand game of political plunderin’, mayhap we all be shipmates in a world where justice be served and pirates of all stripes find their rightful place—preferably not in the brig!