The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Hersh Goldberg-Polin, an American seafarer, met his fate 'mongst six souls lost in Gaza's stormy seas!

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! One of the poor souls held captive be a scallywag known as Hersh Goldberg-Polin, a landlubber from the good ol' colonies! Aye, an American citizen, caught in a pickle and wishin’ he were swabbin’ the decks instead!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly yarn from the high seas of diplomacy! One fine day, we find ourselves in a bit o’ a kerfuffle, as one of the poor souls held captive be none other than a scallywag named Hersh Goldberg-Polin! Aye, ye heard it right, this landlubber be an American citizen, plucked from the shores and tossed into the brig by some dastardly knaves!

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