Ahoy matey! U.S. be cuttin' aid, but fear not, cannons still sail to Israel 'n Egypt! Arrr!
2025-01-25
Arrr, matey! Secretary Rubio be givin' the word that many aid brigands might need to scuttle their charity sails! Meanwhile, the White House be loadin' up with mighty 2,000-pound cannonballs for Israel! Aye, 'tis a right jolly ruckus on the high seas of diplomacy!
Aye, gather 'round me hearties, for I bring tidings from the high seas of politics! It seems our goodly Secretary o' State, Marco Rubio, be issuing orders that might send many a charitable crew to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, those scallywags workin' on global aid be findin' their treasure chests empty and their sails flappin' in the wind. Methinks these orders be as welcome as a stormy sea on a calm day!But lo and behold, the White House be makin' waves too! They’ve approved a mighty shipment of 2,000-pound bombs to our mateys in Israel. Blimey! That’s a hefty cargo for a ship to bear! While the good folks tryin' to help the world be sittin' on the sidelines, it seems the ol' coin purse be gettin' a bit heavy for the warmongerin’. Some might say it's a right curious affair, mixing aid and artillery like rum and seawater!