Arrr! Pope Francis be sailin’ to safer shores, his health mendin’ like a fine ship after a stormy squall!
2025-03-10
Arrr, me hearties! The good ol' Vatican scallywags be chattin' that Pope Francis be on the mend, and he ain't dancin' with Davy Jones no more! As of Monday eve, he's safer than a treasure chest in a well-guarded cove!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the jolly ol' Pope Francis, who be outta the clutches of Davy Jones’ locker, as of this Monday! Aye, the Vatican be shoutin' from the rooftops that the Holy Father be stable and on the mend after bein' holed up in Gemelli Hospital with a nasty bug that had him coughin' like a scallywag.The old salt, aged 88, battled a fierce storm of bronchitis that turned into a right troublesome viral, bacterial, and fungal infection, makin’ his lungs feel like a shipwrecked hull. They even found pneumonia heaving in both his lungs—blimey! But fear not, for the doc's potions be workin’ wonders, and he’s now munchin' on solid grub once more.
As the good Pope rested, he spent his days alternatin’ between prayin’ and catchin’ z’s, with a sprinkle of spiritual exercises for good measure. On Monday, he be followin' the Spiritual Exercises and even received the Eucharist, keepin' his spirits high like a flag at full mast! So here’s to Pope Francis, back on the right course and sailin' toward better days, ye scallywags!