Arrr! Trump 'n Putin be chattin' 'bout Ukraine on the magic talkin' box—expect plunderin' words and jestin' jibes!
2025-03-18
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis the first parley 'twixt the two cap'ns since Ukraine be sayin’ aye to a month-long truce, so long as the scallywags from Russia play nice too! Let the sea breeze carry their chit-chat, or we be seeing cannonballs fly!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale fit fer the likes of a hearty crew! In the tempestuous seas of diplomacy, two grand commanders of their respective ships be settin' sail on a parley that be as rare as a mermaid's smile! Aye, 'tis the first known gab between these bearded chaps since Ukraine hoisted the Jolly Roger on a U.S.-backed cease-fire that be longer than a sea serpent's tail—an entire month, no less! But wait, the catch be as slippery as a fish on a shingle: Russia must do the same, or the whole affair be likin’ to a ship with no sails!
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