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Arrr! Be it Cerberus or Caronte? Why be the landlubbers in Europe beginnin' to christen heat waves, ye scallywags?

2023-07-18

Arr, ye scurvy dogs of the World Meteorological Organization be warnin' against the nam'in' of these heat wave events! They claim no interest in raisin' awareness 'bout the dangers o' the heat, despite the pleas of some fancy-pants experts. Avast, they be sailin' a different course!

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