The Booty Report

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Arrr! Israel's claimin' they've snagged six lost souls from the sandy depths o' Gaza, like fishin' in a stormy sea!

2024-08-20

Arrr, the swabs from the Israeli crew dug up some landlubber bones in the dead of night down in southern Gaza! They be claimin’ five poor souls had already shuffled off this mortal coil while bein’ held captive. A right sad tale, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous waters of Gaza! The Israeli lads, brave as a ship's crew in a tempest, embarked on a daring nighttime escapade. They be snatchin' up the bodies of poor souls who met their fate, like a sailor lost at sea, in the wicked clutches of captivity. Aye, it be a grim business, but one that must be done!

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