The Booty Report

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Ye scallywags be freein' 4,000 landlubbers from the brig in Haiti after a jolly good shootin' match with the coppers!

2024-03-03

Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags be stormin' Haiti's brig, lettin' loose near 4,000 rascals! The prime minister be cryin' for aid 'gainst the gang's violence. 'Tis a tale of treachery fit for the high seas! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, word be spreadin' o' armed gangs in Haiti's capital lettin' loose roughly 4,000 scallywags from the country's biggest brig after a grand gun battle with the law on a fine Sunday. The vast majority o' these 4,000 men be escapin' the Port-au-Prince jail, as told by the local media. Many o' these bilge rats be part o' the scurvy gangs charged in connection with the 2021 offin' o' Hatian President Jovenel Moise. These armed gangs started their attack when Prime Minister Ariel Henry set sail for Kenya, seekin' help in the fight against the landlubber gangs.Captain Jimmy Cherizier, a former lawman turned gang leader, called upon his scurvy crew to overthrow Henry's rule. The gangs raided both the National Prison and the main cargo port. Henry had promised to step down by the end o' February, but argued that the gang violence needed to be sorted out afore fair elections could be held.Haiti hasn't seen an election since 2016. Henry struck a deal in Kenya on Friday, where 1,000 lawmen be sent to help squelch the ongoing gang trouble in the Caribbean waters.

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