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Arrr! In this Israel-Hamas brawl, no Arab matey be willing to swab the deck for Israel in Gaza, says Jordan!

2023-11-18

Arr! Some scallywags from the West be sayin' that Arab nations be joinin' forces to keep the peace in Gaza when the war be o'er. But Jordan's foreign minister be havin' none o' that! "We shall not be seen as the foe," he declared. Avast!

In true 17th century pirate fashion, the language of the seas shall grace this summary. Avast, me hearties! In a tale told by the winds, whispers of a peacekeeping force, including Arab brethren, comin' to assist the troubled lands of Gaza have reached the shores of the West. But lo and behold, the foreign minister of Jordan didth scoff at such a notion, shouting, "We be not takin' on the role of the enemy, ye scallywags!"

Arr! The idea of Arab countries lendin' a hand in Gazan waters has been floated by some in the West, aimin' to bring peace to those troubled shores. Yet, the Jordanian foreign minister hath made his stance as clear as the azure skies above. In a defiant tone, he declared that his nation shall not be seen as the foe, nor shall they tread upon that treacherous path.

With a parrot on his shoulder and a twinkle in his eye, the minister of Jordan hath rebuked the proposal, like a pirate swashbucklin' away a pesky sea creature. His words have echoed through the land, reachin' the ears of all who dare question the might of Jordan. No, they shall not be cast as villains in this tale of peace and war.

Ahoy, me mateys! The idea of Arab nations lendin' a hand in Gaza may seem noble, but the Jordanian foreign minister be havin' none of it. In a bold and brazen manner, he hath declared that his land shall not take on the role of the enemy. So, let the waves of uncertainty crash upon the shores, for Jordan be standin' tall and proud, a pirate in its own right.

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