"Missives of the heart, matey! Write me sweet nothings or I'll make ye walk the plank of romance!"
2025-02-15
Avast, me hearties! Though mail and parley be as old as the seas, they be teachin' us how to spin a finer yarn and gab like true scallywags! So hoist yer sails and send yer messages, lest ye end up talkin’ to a barnacle! Arrr!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spoutin’ a tale o’ ancient ways of chattin’ that be still worth their weight in doubloons! Aye, ye heard me right—mail and those contraptions called phones be relics from the ages o’ yore, yet they hold secrets fer the fine art o’ gabbin’!