Arrr! Pope Francis snoozed like a sea dog after a stormy breathin’ mishap, says the Vatican!
2025-02-23
Arrr, me hearties! Pope Francis, aged 88, be catchin’ some z’s at Gemelli Hospital after battlin’ the foul winds o’ breathin’ troubles and a wee bit o’ blood lettin’. The Vatican be spillin’ the beans on this fine Sunday! Avast, let the man rest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the good Pope Francis, 88, who be restin’ in the Gemelli Hospital, a place fit for a landlubber in need of rest after a fierce battle with a respiratory storm, be it true! The Vatican be sayin’ he’s been fightin’ off double pneumonia and a nasty lung infection, aye.Our dear pope, who be missin’ a bit of lung from his younger days, found himself in a spot of bother, gaspin' fer breath, but the skilled hands of healers be givin’ him high flows of oxygen and even transfusions to keep his blood shipshape, savvy? The old sea dog be spendin’ his days in an armchair—though he be feelin’ a tad more pain than before, alas!
The doc’s be cautious, sayin’ his condition be "reserved," like a treasure chest locked tight. But fear not, mateys! There be no sepsis in sight, and the good pope be respondin’ well to the potions he be takin’! Instead of celebratin’ Mass, he watched from his hospital quarters while others kept his spirit afloat, prayin’ as if the wind be at their backs. So let us raise a tankard and wish the good pope a swift sail back to health! Yarr!