Arrr! Lithuanian and Polish mates be huntin' fer four lost US sea dogs from Fort Stewart, savvy?
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Lithuania be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital 'bout the treasure hunt fer four lost U.S. Army buccaneers, teamin' up with the fine lads from Poland! Aye, let’s hope they find 'em before the grog runs dry!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye ’round as I spin a yarn o' missing scalawags! The Polish sea-dogs be lendin' a hand to the brave lads o' the Lithuanian Army and the U.S. Army to recover four lost soldiers who vanished like a ghost ship in the fog during a training escapade near Pabradė, Lithuania.These brave souls, hailing from Fort Stewart in Georgia, were aboard an M88 Hercules armored chariot, tasked with savin' another vehicle when they disappeared into the murky depths. A band o’ hundreds—U.S. and Lithuanian soldiers, lawmen, and even helicopters—scoured the thick woods and swampy hideouts, yet no sign of the missing crew be found. The Hercules was soon discovered, sunk like a treasure chest in a watery grave, atop a pressurized gas pipe, no less!
Sailin' under a cloud of concern, Lithuanian Defense Minister Dovilė Šakalienė assured the world that they be usin' all their might to find the soldiers. They be deployin’ divers, dredgers, and all manner of wizardry to pump water and stabilize the ground. As the days pass, hope remains afloat, for these resilient seafarers may yet be found, safe and sound—or at least in less murky waters.
As the search continues, the camaraderie be strong, and the spirit of the alliance be as hearty as a sailor’s rum! Let us keep our fingers crossed and our thoughts with the families, as these brave lads are worth their weight in gold!