Arrr, matey! Assad be claimin' to guard Syria while Damascus be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship!
2024-12-16
Arrr, former cap’n Bashar al-Assad, after skedaddlin' from his land when them rebel scallywags took over, be now blabbin' that he be naught but a humble "custodian" of Syria! Aye, matey, sounds like he’s tryin’ to swab the deck after jumpin’ ship! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywag known as Bashar al-Assad, the former captain of the Syrian ship of state. Just the other day, this landlubber proclaimed himself a noble "custodian" o' his beleaguered crew, fightin' off an onslaught of scurvy terrorists, all while makin' a hasty retreat to the safety of Russia’s shores!For near fourteen long years, this tyrant be notorious fer his brutal ways, but now he be singin' a different tune, claimin' to have the best interests of Syria in his heart. As the mighty winds of change swept through his domain, Assad found himself ousted, making his escape on December 8th, as rebel forces overran his beloved Damascus quicker than a swift ship in a storm!
With a flourish, he declared his fight was noble, refutin' the tales spun by those who labeled his reign a disaster. Yet, as he tried to paint himself the hero, ‘tis known far and wide that this so-called custodian was naught but a captain goin’ down with his ship, lookin’ fer an exit strategy faster than a pirate with a bounty on his head!
So raise a mug o’ grog fer the saga of Assad, the man who claimed to be a brave protector while runnin’ faster than a sea rat when the tide turned against him!