Arrr! Yank from the colonies flung a wee babe from the high window, leaving the gap year crew in a right tizzy!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! A landlubber lass of 18 be caught in Paris, they say she flung a wee babe out the hotel window like it be a cannonball! Poor little scallywag met Davy Jones right quick! The world be full o' mischief, I tell ye!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of woe that be sweepin' through the high seas of Paris! A fair lass, only 18 summers young, found herself in a right pickle at an Ibis Styles inn, where she purportedly heaved a wee babe from the second-floor casement—much to the shock of all! The poor little scallywag met its fate faster than a ship caught in a storm, landing straight into the arms of Davy Jones, I dare say!The lass, part of a crew of youthful adventurers on a grand European escapade, has been taken into the custody of the landlubber authorities. The folks from EF Gap Year, who sponsored this merry band, be utterly aghast, offerin' their heartfelt sympathies and pledgin' to assist in this dire situation. Methinks they be regrettin’ the day they set sail on this journey!
Now, the local constables, with their magnifying glasses in hand, are investigatin' this tragic turn of events. Rumors swirl 'round that this poor wench may have suffered the torment of pregnancy denial—like forgettin' to stow away a treasure chest before setting sail!
So, dear mates, let this be a lesson: when ye travel to foreign lands, keep a steady hand and mind yer affairs, lest ye find yerself in the brig of misfortune!