The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Israel be rainin’ cannonballs near Beirut again, breakin’ the peace like a drunken sailor at a rum party!

2025-03-28

Arrr, in the southern fringes o’ the Lebanese capital, where them scallywags o’ Hezbollah be callin’ the shots, a ruckus broke loose after a volley o’ rockets sailed toward the northern lands of Israel! A right jolly skirmish, I say! Avast ye, keep yer eyes peeled for cannonballs!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of ruckus in the southern fringes of the fair city o’ Beirut, where the notorious crew of Hezbollah be hoardin’ their treasure. Aye, this here be a spot where the winds of mischief be blowin’ strong, and the cannons roar like a kraken disturbed from its slumber!

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