Arrr, Hamas be keepin' Shiri Bibas' corpse! What be the next jolly jig, me hearties?
2025-02-21
Arrr, the scallywags of the Palestinian crew be claimin’ they tossed over the body of lass Shiri Bibas, along with her wee ones and a matey. But the Israel sea dogs be sayin’ their fancy tests be showin’ it ain’t her at all! What a jolly mix-up, eh?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ear to a tale most curious from the distant shores of the Levant. The scallywags of a Palestinian crew be claimin' they’ve delivered the remains of one Shiri Bibas, along with her wee sprouts and a fellow landlubber. Aye, they be thinkin' they done a good deed, or at least a cheeky jest worthy of a tavern song!But lo and behold! The Israeli brigands, with their fancy forensic wizardry, took a gander at the bones and declared, “Nay, these here remains be not of Shiri!” Aye, it appears that the crew of the Palestinian ship may’ve been swindled themselves, or perhaps they be playin’ a game of charades on the high seas of confusion!
So, what’s to be learned from this jolly escapade? Sometimes the treasure ye seek be not what ye think it is, and a good pirate should always double-check his bounty before settlin’ down for a hearty feast. Arrr, mayhaps next time they’ll remember to read the map before diggin’ up the wrong bones! In the end, it’s a right mess, but a fine tale to spin over a tankard of grog, eh? Yarrr!