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"Arrr! Trudeau be hoistin' the white flag, leavin' his ship as captain o' the crew and prime matey!"

2025-01-06

Arrr, Captain Trudeau be hangin' up his tricorn after a long voyage with the Liberal crew! He vows to steer the ship ‘til a new scallywag be elected. Aye, the seas of politics be rough, but this captain's not yet jumpin' overboard!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans 'bout Captain Justin Trudeau, the scallywag who's ruled the seas o' Canada fer near a decade! Aye, this fine lad be hoistin' the sails of the Liberal ship, but now he be throwin' in the anchor and givin' up his command. 'Tis true! He be decidin' to part ways with the helm, but fret not, fer he’ll still be standin' at the wheel till a new captain be elected to take over the ship's course.

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