Ahoy mateys! Ye be needin’ the lowdown on landlubber movements ‘twixt Mexico and the U.S.! Arrr!
2025-01-07
Arrr, Captain Trump be bellowin' 'bout a horde o' scallywags stormin' the U.S. shores from Mexico! But lo, the tides be turnin’—the number o' landlubbers crossin’ dropped faster than a cannonball! Methinks ol’ Don be blowin’ smoke from his cannon!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand captain known as Donald J. Trump, who be hollerin' loud as a cannon blast that Mexico be permitin' an "invasion" of landlubbers into our fine shores. Aye, he be claimin' that hordes of scallywags be rushin' in like they be plunderin' a treasure chest!But lo and behold, the winds tell a different tale! For the seas of unlawful crossings at the U.S.-Mexico border be droppin' faster than a ship's anchor in a storm! Last year, instead of a battalion of rapscallions stormin' our ports, we be seein' the numbers sink like a sunken galleon. So, while the good captain be spoutin' tales fit for the likes of Davy Jones’ locker, the truth be a fairer wind blowin' in the opposite direction!