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Arrr! Three landlubber climbers from the colonies vanished on Kiwi's tallest peak—probably seekin' treasure or a pint of grog!

2024-12-03

Arrr, two landlubber Americans and a lumberjack Canadian be scaling Aoraki, the mighty Mount Cook, only to vanish like a ghost ship before their flight on Monday! Blimey, me hearty! Mayhaps they got lost in the clouds or were busy swappin' tales of treasure!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' a tale of two scallywag Americans and a Canadian lad who dared to conquer the mighty Aoraki, also known as Mount Cook, the tallest peak in all the land of New Zealand! Aye, these landlubbers thought they could scale the treacherous heights and still make their flight on the morn of Monday. But lo and behold, the mountain had other plans fer 'em!

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