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Be I permitted to sail to the picture-houses whilst the scurvy Hollywood scallywags be on strike, says ye?

2023-07-19

Yarr, ye scallywags be worried 'bout the strikers, but the guilds of actors and writers claim 'tis fine to venture to the moving pictures and sail the streaming services. Aye, fear not, me hearties!

Arr matey! In the tongue of a 17th-century pirate, there be some folks, mayhaps those with a tender heart, who be worryin' 'bout the strikers. But fear not! The unions of the actors and writers be sayin' it be perfectly fine to head to the movies or make use of those streamin' services.

Now, ye may be wonderin' why there be strikers in the first place. Well, me hearty, it be all 'bout the wages, the workin' conditions, and the general treatment of these fine souls in the entertainment industry. They be wantin' fair pay for their efforts and a decent workin' environment.

But here be the catch, mateys! Despite the fact that these jolly strikers be takin' a stand, the unions be sayin' that us landlubbers can still enjoy our favorite films and shows without a guilty conscience. They be lettin' us know that tis perfectly acceptable to partake in the pleasures of the silver screen or embark on a swashbucklin' adventure through them streamin' services.

Now, ye may be thinkin', "Why in the seven seas would they say that be alright?" Well, me friend, the unions be thinkin' that by supportin' the films and shows, it be helpin' the entire industry. If we be showin' our love for the entertainin' arts, it be sendin' a message to those power-hungry scoundrels that we be wantin' quality content and fair treatment for all.

So, fear not, me hearties! If ye be feelin' the urge to sit back and enjoy a cinematic masterpiece or indulge in some binge-watchin' on the telly, the unions be givin' ye their blessin'. Just remember, we be standin' with these brave souls who be fightin' for what be right and fair. Arr!

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