Arrr! Trump’s scallywags be scribblin’ new rules to keep the ship from blowin' up with chemical booms!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Under Biden’s jolly reign, all those treacherous chemical lairs be forced to batten down the hatches! They must brace against storms, spills, and all manner o' mischief, lest they find themselves in Davy Jones’ locker! Yarrr, safety be the name of this swashbucklin’ game!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spins ye a yarn of landlubber rules from the Biden seas! Aye, the rulers of this fair land be makin’ it so that thousands o’ hazardous-chemical sites must batten down the hatches, lest a storm or a rogue wave sends their foul brews spillin’ into the briny deep!Yarr, these be no ordinary regulations, nay! They be fashioned to keep the scallywags and ne'er-do-wells from turnin' our precious waters into a cauldron of chaos. So, all ye dastardly chemical lords must now hoist their sails and secure their treasure—ya know, the toxic stuff that be more dangerous than a kraken on a bad day!
With new safeguards in place, these sites be preparin’ for nature’s tantrums and the mischief of spills. Aye, it be a grand ol’ scheme to ensure we don’t have a repeat of the great gunk catastrophe that left many a pirate lamentin’ their lost rum!
So, let it be known, the Biden crew be takin’ charge, makin’ sure that every wretched wasteland o' chemicals be ready to weather the storm. Let’s raise a tankard to clean seas and safer shores, for we pirates know the importance of keepin’ our booty out of the drink! Yarrr!