Arrr! Them Palestinian scallywags be blamin' Hamas for war with Israel, scoldin' terror leaders for their fancy livin' and Iran connections.
2024-03-17
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of Palestine be layin' the blame on the rascally crew of Hamas for bringin' about a right mess in the Gaza Strip. 'Tis a catastrophe of epic proportions, me hearties! Aye, the blame be squarely on their peg legs!
In a swashbuckling turn of events, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's crew, Fatah, be laying blame upon the scurvy dogs of Hamas for the calamity unfolding in the Gaza Strip after their Oct. 7 attack on Israel. Fatah be taking jabs at Hamas leadership living it up in Qatar and their ties to Iran, calling their actions a disaster even worse than the Nakba of 1948. They be questioning if the appointment of new Prime Minister Mohammed Mustafa be a true national agenda or just a sham cooked up by the scallywags in Iran.Fatah be calling out the luxurious seven-star lifestyle of the Hamas leaders while the people suffer in a cruel war. In response, Hamas be crying foul, claiming Mustafa's appointment be deepening the divide at a crucial moment and calling for unity and free elections. Meanwhile, Abbas be tasking Mustafa with reuniting the administration, leading reforms, and fighting corruption.Mustafa, a learned man with a doctorate from George Washington University, be seen as the key to bringing stability and reforms to the Palestinian Authority. The United States be keeping a weather eye on this new government, expecting credible reforms and results for the Palestinian people in both the West Bank and Gaza.