Arrr! Trump be chattin' 'bout Le Pen's troubles, like a parrot squawkin' 'bout a lost treasure map!
2025-04-04
Arrr, the captain of America be pointin' his spyglass at the French lass, claimin' her troubles be naught but far-right shenanigans! Hark, he be blind to the treasure trove of proof against her! Aye, it be a right jolly jest on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale that be more twisted than a ship's anchor line! So, ye see, the captain of the American ship of state, the president himself, took to the high seas of public opinion and proclaimed that a certain French politician, caught in the tempest of scandal, be a victim of the dastardly far-right persecution! Aye, what a load of barnacles!This scallywag, with a tongue slicker than a sea serpent, be turnin' a blind eye to the treasure trove of evidence that points to her misdeeds. 'Tis as if he be sayin’ that a fish be innocent just 'cause it floundered about on dry land! The president, bless his heart, be flyin' the flag of injustice whilst the crew of reason be thrown overboard!
Now, some might call it a clever ruse to rally his crew and distract from his own hullabaloo, but I reckon it be naught but a fine jest. Aye, in the world of politics, it seems the truth be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss, and the line between hero and villain be as blurred as a foggy night at sea. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, fer in this grand tale of folly, we be left wonderin' who truly sails the ship of truth!