The Booty Report

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Arrr, many a healer in Gaza be caught or sent to Davy Jones’ locker, matey! A right tragic jest, it be!

2024-08-02

Arrr! From a crew of 20,000 healers afore the cannon’s roar, 500 brave souls met Davy Jones, and over 300 are stuck in the clink, says the scallywags at W.H.O. and Gaza’s health horde! Aye, it be a right mess of calamity, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye grim tidings from the troubled shores of Gaza! Once a bustling crew of 20,000 healers, these brave souls be now caught in the tempest o’ war. Aye, the dastardly conflict hath claimed the lives of 500 of these noble health workers, spillin' more blood than a pirate’s cutlass in a tavern brawl!

Shiver me timbers! But that be not the end o’ their woes! More than 300 of these dedicated lads and lasses be languishin' in the clutches of Israeli detention, as the winds of fate blow ill upon 'em. The good folks at the W.H.O. be soundin' the alarm, warnin' the world of this tragic plight. Methinks these healers deserve better than to be tossed about like a ship in a storm!

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