Arrr! The UN scallywags be callin’ the Americans foul-tongued! Aye, what a right jolly mess, matey!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! Anne Bayefsky, captain of the Touro ship o' Human Rights, be sendin' a message to the U.N. crew, but—blimey!—it be cut short quicker than a landlubber's sea legs! Aye, 'tis a right jolly mishap on the high seas o' diplomacy!
Arrr matey! Gather ye round fer a tale as wild as the seven seas! In a hullabaloo at the United Nations Human Rights Council, a lass named Anne Bayefsky made a ruckus when she dared to speak o' the Bibas babes, Kfir and Ariel. Aye, she started her video with a bang, callin’ out the “savages” who took the lives of the wee ones, but lo and behold, the U.N. President, Jürg Lauber, cut her off quicker than a cannonball in a broadside!As she tried to share her tale, Lauber declared her words “inappropriate,” as if he were a landlubber at a pirate’s tavern! The poor soul didn’t have the chance to reveal the horrors of the Bibas’ fate before she was silenced. Meanwhile, others accused Israel of all manner o' villainy without interruption, as if they were tellin’ tall tales over grog! Bayefsky, furious as a tempest, claimed the U.N. be a farce, where free speech be shackled tighter than a ship’s anchor!
She demanded accountability from the High Commissioner, callin’ him the “High Commissioner for Human Wrongs,” and declared it be time fer the U.S. to cut off funds to this scallywag organization. Aye, it seems the seas be stormy, and this captain be callin’ for justice against the U.N.’s double standards! So grab yer compass and set sail, for the winds o’ change may be blowin’!”