The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, mateys! The lads be gettin' rowdy at Al Aqsa Mosque on the last Friday o' Ramadan! Aye, beware!

2024-04-05

Arrr! The scallywags of the Israeli police be claimin' they nabbed eight souls at the compound in Jerusalem! Thousands of Muslim worshippers be gatherin' for dawn prayers, but the law be keepin' a close eye on 'em. Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!

Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli police be tellin' tales of catching eight scallywags at the compound in Jerusalem, where a crew of Muslim worshippers be gatherin' for the mornin' prayers under the watchful eye of the crows. The place be thick with security, like a ship surrounded by sharks!
These eight scallywags must've been up to no good to attract the attention of the lawmen. Perhaps they be plannin' a mutiny or a raid on the treasure hidden within the compound. Or maybe they be just lookin' for trouble, like a bunch of landlubbers with too much grog in their bellies!
Either way, it be a good thing the police be on the ball and caught those scallywags before they could cause any harm. The seas be rough enough as it is without a bunch of troublemakers stirrin' up the waters. So let this be a lesson to all ye would-be pirates out there - the law be watchin', and they won't hesitate to clap ye in irons if ye step out of line!

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