Arrr! Ukraine’s snagged two North Korean scallywags, say the sharp-eyed South Korean spies! What a jolly hullabaloo!
2025-01-12
Arrr, me hearties! Ukraine snagged a pair o' limping North Korean scallywags fightin' for old Russia near the border. Aye, the South Korean spies be spillin' the beans on this jolly misadventure! Looks like them landlubbers bit off more than they could chew!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale as curious as a sea monster! It be reported that Ukraine has snagged two North Korean landlubbers, wounded and fightin’ for the Russian scallywags in the Kursk region, a place where the bears be doin’ the tango!The grand tale be confirmed by South Korea's intelligence, who wisely peeked through their spyglass and spied on the ruckus. These two North Korean souls were captured on the ninth day of January, makin' their way to Kyiv to swap tales with the Ukrainian security crew known as SBU. I reckon they be spillin’ the beans like sailors after a long voyage!
With a face scar and a leg as broken as a shipwreck, these lads were caught in beds fit for a captain, while SBU flaunted a video that could be as authentic as a pirate's gold! One of ‘em had no documents, and the other sported a fancy Russian ID, forged as skillfully as a treasure map!
Rumors be swirl’ng of North Korea sendin’ a horde of 10,000 to 12,000 troops to bolster the Russian side, though the mighty Moscow be keepin' mum about it. Meanwhile, our hero Zelenskyy claims these North Korean rogues be learnin’ the ropes of battle, a sight that could spell trouble for the seven seas! So hoist yer sails and keep yer eyes peeled, for this adventure be just beginin’! Arrr!