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Arrr! The brave soul, Mohammadi, a prize-winnin’ landlubber, set free from the brig fer a dose o’ doctorin'!

2024-12-04

Arrr, me hearties! Narges the noble, a brave lass fightin' for the rights of the scallywags, be locked in the clink for spoutin' tales! But fear not! Her sentence be put on hold so she can mend her sails and patch up her health! Avast, what a twist!

Avast, me hearty! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a fair lass by the name of Narges Mohammadi, a noble soul who be honored with the Peace Prize, aye! Released from the clutches of Evin prison, she was, to seek the healer’s aid after a dastardly tumor was plucked from her. Her scallywag husband, Taqi Rahmani, be the one to spill the beans to the landlubbers at Reuters!

This brave wench be shackled for spreading tales against the fearsome Islamic Republic, aye, and thus served her time in the treacherous depths of Tehran's Evin prison, known for its ghastly reputation. But alas! The doctors, with their potions and charms, deemed she be fit for a short respite to mend her bones from an operation that laid her low for twenty-one days. Fear not, for the foul growth was of a benign nature!

Yonder Nobel Committee be fretting over her plight, calling for the scallywags in charge to release her and see to her care. So here’s to Narges, a fierce lass fightin’ for women’s rights and the end of the hangman’s noose in Iran! May the winds favor her sails, and may the powers that be see reason, or they’ll be face to face with a stormy sea of discontent, savvy?

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