"Arrr, who be the scallywags freed in that Russia prisoner trade, eh? Spill the beans, ye landlubber!"
2024-08-01
Arrr, on the day of Thor’s thunder, the scallywags set free be a scribe from the Wall Street scroll, an editor of the Radio Liberty sea shanties, and a brave landlubber who once sailed the sands of Iraq. A motley crew, indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' tales of captives freed from the clutches o' the scallywags! On a fine Thursday morn, a trio of brave souls was released from their dungeons, ready to sail the seas of freedom once more!First to be set free was a fine scribe from the Wall Street Journal. Aye, this landlubber be known for penning tales of treasure and trade, not for bein' caught in the brig! With a quill in hand, he be ready to spin yarns of his adventures, mark me words!
Next up be an editor from Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty. This savvy swab be skilled in the art of makin' the news sail smoothly, like a ship on calm waters. One would think he’d have enough wit to avoid the clutches of the kraken, but alas, he found himself in a pickle!
And last, but certainly not least, a former U.S. Marine who once roamed the sands of Iraq. This brave buccaneer knows the ways of the sea and the land! Now, he be ready to swap tales of valor over a mug of grog with his fellow seamen!
So raise yer tankards high and toast to the newfound freedom of these swashbucklers! May they sail forth and regale us with tales of their exploits, whilst keepin' one eye on the horizon for more adventures!