"Arrr! Freed matey Marc Fogel be settin' sail fer the land o' liberty after bein' a prisoner in the icy seas o' Russia!"
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! Marc Fogel, a wayward American sailor, be finally back on U.S. soil after bein’ locked up in the Russian brig since 2021! He sailed home after some chinwag with the Trump crew. Bet he’s feelin' more free than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' adventure, woe, and a sprinkle o' diplomacy! The fine American, Marc Fogel, a landlubber who be teachin' the history of our world, found himself caught in the clutches o' the Russian bear since the year o' our Lord 2021.Arrr, Marc was snatched up at an airport, sentenced to 14 long years fer possessin' a wee bit o' medicinal herb! But fear not, for after many moons, he be settin' foot on good ol' U.S. soil once more, thanks to the mighty talks o' none other than President Trump and his crew. Aye, he stepped off the ship, or plane, as it were, wrapped in the stars and stripes, grinnin' like a cat with cream!
Marc, bless his heart, declared Trump a hero, though he be shyer than a seagull at a fish fry. He sang praise fer the brave souls who fought fer his freedom, feelin' like the luckiest scallywag in all the seven seas. The White House be celebratin' his return, shoutin' “Promises made, promises kept!" while the family rejoiced like a crew findin' buried treasure after three long years adrift.
So raise a tankard and toast to Marc Fogel, the lucky pirate who sailed back home, proving that even in the murkiest waters, hope be a powerful wind in yer sails!