Arrr! The Cardinals showered gold upon McBride, makin' him the richest tight end on the seven seas for four more years!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! The Cardinals be settin’ sail with tight end Trey McBride, lockin’ him up for four long years o’ silver—‘tis said to be worth a whopping $76 million doubloons! Aye, he be the richest tight end to ever plunder the NFL seas!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the land of NFL seas! The Arizona Cardinals, those swashbucklers of the gridiron, have struck gold with a fine lad named Trey McBride, makin' him the highest-paid tight end in the history of the league! Aye, on a fair Friday, the lad inked a treasure map of a contract worth a whopping four years and $76 million doubloons, with $43 million guaranteed to fill his treasure chest!Before this fair trade, it be Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs who held the crown, set to earn a mere $17.1 million in the year of our lord 2025. But McBride, with his fine new contract, be rakin' in an average of $19 million each year! The Cardinals plucked him from the draft in 2022 like a fine parrot, and since then, he be growin' in stature, takin' the lead when the previous captain, Zach Ertz, fell to the dreaded injury curse!
With each battle, McBride be catchin' more cannonballs, or rather, footballs, thrice findin' the end zone. Aye, he even earned himself a spot in the Pro Bowl! As he rejoices, shoutin' "LET’S GOOOOO!!!" on the social seas, his matey, quarterback Kyler Murray, cheers him on, sayin' he be worth every shiny coin. So, raise a mug and toast to the lad, fer he be sailin' to greatness!