Arrr! The lasses be callin’ Trump to make the NCAA swap their policies on those swashbucklin’ trans athletes!
2025-01-10
Arrr matey! A band o' fierce lassies be sendin' a missive to the new captain o' the ship, Trump! They be demandin' the NCAA swab its decks and change the rules fer them transgender scallywags! Aye, they won’t be takin' no mutiny lightly!
Arrr mateys! A fleet o' fair-minded lasses be sailin' forth, callin' upon the newly crowned captain o' the ship, President-elect Donald Trump, to hoist the flag o' fairness for the fairer sex in collegiate sports! These hearty souls, part o' the coalition named "Our Bodies, Our Sports," be sendin' a missive to the captain demandin' that the NCAA change its ways, lest they be takin' away opportunities from the fine lasses lookin' to compete on the high seas of sports.They be spoutin' that the NCAA's current policies be lettin' gents don skirts and join the lasses in competition, causin' a ruckus and takin' away medals, roster spots, and the chance fer fair play. The scallywags claim this be unscientific and unfair, and they seek the captain's powerful voice to set things straight before the grand NCAA convention in Nashville come January.
With a judge blockin' the Biden crew’s attempts to redefine the rules, the winds be blowin' in favor of those lookin' to defend the privacy of our fair maidens. The NCAA's current stance allows trans athletes aboard, but the lasses be askin' for a change to restore fairness in the realm of collegiate sports. And so, they be standin' together, honorin' the generations of women who came before and fightin' for those yet to come! Yarrr!