Arrr, a wee scallywag storms the court, halting the match! “I be not knowin' whose rugrat that be!”
2025-01-16
Arrr, matey! A sprightly lad, all a-tizzy for the hoop game, did charge the court 'twixt Radford and Gardner-Webb, causin' a ruckus with but a minute to spare! Aye, 'twas like a scallywag plunderin' a treasure chest, but instead, he be seekin' th' glory of the game!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, for a tale of a raucous ruckus upon the hardwood seas! A fierce battle betwixt the Radford Highlanders and the Gardner-Webb crew was momentarily halted by a wee lad, no taller than a pint o’ grog, who decided to storm the court like a swashbucklin' buccaneer! With but a minute left on the clock and the Highlanders ahead by a mere three, this sprightly scallywag dashed about, leaving players and coaches as baffled as a fish outta water!"Shiver me timbers, we’ve got a wee rogue on the field!" exclaimed the broadcasters, as they looked about for the young lad’s kin. But fear not, for Truth Harris, a mighty guard, swooped in like a gallant knight, scoopin’ the lad up and handin’ him back to a staffer faster than ye can say “X marks the spot!” Despite the interruption, the Highlanders sailed on to victory, claimin’ a fine 79-75 win and a tie for the top of the Big South sea chart.
Post-match, Coach Nichols jested with a chuckle, plead’n with the officials not to slap a penalty on ‘is crew ‘cause of the pint-sized pirate. "That lass was a right distraction," he laughed. Indeed, this tale be one for the ages, where even a young fan can steal the show amidst a grand battle!