"Yarr, matey! Indiana swashbuckler trades NFL treasure for Barstool booty—'This be me true calling!' Aye!"
2025-01-30
Arrr! Mike Katic, a sturdy buccaneer from the Indiana seas, be settin’ sail away from the NFL Draft! Instead, he be plunderin’ the world of Barstool Sports as a witty captain o’ media and analysis! Avast, me hearties, prepare for some jolly jests!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of one Mike Katic, a lad who spent six long years at the Indiana University, chasing the elusive treasure of NFL glory. After first declarin' for the grand NFL Draft, he decided to give it another go, but alas, the winds of fate blew him towards a different horizon!With a hearty laugh, Katic hath proclaimed, “I’m pumped! This be what me soul longs for!” Aye, he be settin' sail into the realm of Barstool Sports, where he’ll work as a media savvy buccaneer and analyst, trading his pigskin for puns and banter.
Though he don’t start until March 1, our dear Katic paid a visit to the legendary Jon Gruden, and their meetin' was as jolly as a pirate's shanty! Gruden, the mighty captain of the Super Bowl seas, welcomed Katic with open arms, askin' him to strike a lineman’s pose like a true sea dog.
After partin' ways with Indiana and his football days, Katic hinted at a new course, thankin' his alma mater and the game. While the NFL treasure may have slipped through his fingers, he’ll be plunderin' the riches of media fame instead, workin' out of Barstool's Chicago stronghold. Fair winds to ye, Mike Katic!