Arrr, that Hall of Fame captain frets young Caleb’ll sink into the depths of despair on this cursed Bears ship!
2024-12-17
Arrr, Troy Aikman be no landlubber! He knows the storms young Caleb Williams be weatherin’ in his first voyage with the Chicago Bears. That’s why the ol’ sea dog be worried 'bout the lad's brave heart holdin’ up! Aye, confidence be a treasure worth plunderin'!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a young seadog, Caleb Williams, quarterback fer the Chicago Bears, who be drownin' in a sea of troubles. Aye, the lad's been sinkin’ faster than a ship with a hole in its hull, losin' eight straight voyages, includin' a 30-12 thrashin’ by the Minnesota Vikings!